HELLBOY

This morning I got this in the post:




I preordered it a while ago when I realised the movie wasn't due to be released here until September.

I'm impatient that way.

You would have thought that helping slaughter people in far off lands would mean that we here in the UK would at least get our movies at the same time as our good friends the US of A.

Nope.

We are near to the back of the queue after Canada, Singapore, Taiwan, the Philippines, Thailand, India, Finland, Israel, Denmark, Mexico, Brazil, Norway, Argentina, Australia, France, Iceland, South Korea, Sweden, Estonia, Switzerland and the United Arab Emirates.

There are Klaus Kinski worshiping lost tribes in the Amazon basin who have seen this movie before me.

'This'll teach you to fuck with me' I thought as I opened up the case.

It was nice of Columbia Tristar to include a $5 voucher towards the upcoming Director's Cut DVD with all the extra footage that they left out of this release.

Fuckabunchofspecialeditionbollocks

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