The Debil Dead...

So first off fuck Wallace and Gromit. Here's a claymation Bruce Campbell dispatching Leatherface and Blade before he takes on Connor MacLeod:



Now the other night Corran and I had a long rambling conversation and at one point we realised with growing horror that thanks to modern technology, people like Richard Linklater and all the data left over from the crappy Matrix trilogy that it was possible for Keanu Reeves to carry on 'acting' long after he was dead - a scourge on future generations. We crossed ourselves and had a few more drinks, deciding that much like the melting ice caps the menace of an immortal Keanu was best left to our descendents to sort out.

But after seeing this:



I have realised that Christopher Lambert is already immortal - much like his Highlander character, but without the unexplained aging . I mean look at that fucking thing. It's like a photograph of the man himself... the detail... I mean I'd happily watch a Lucas-ised re-edit of Highlander if they put the claymation version in it instead... If you put the real Lambert side by side with the clay version I bet even his mother wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

Spooky.

Mike is writing to The Yardbirds