Hobosexual...
Considering a haircut.
Thursday I think.
Jess has been thinking about my haircut for at least a month. I know this because every single time we go out the door she reminds me that my hair is mentally ill.
I've been putting it off under the delusion that I was a pioneer in crazy creative type hairstyling, until yesterday when I sat down on the tube and the guy next to me had exactly the same hairstyle. Fine, I thought, a fellow traveller... another genius about to wow the world with whatever he's about to pull out of that unwieldy backpack.
It was of course a copy of a magazine called TRACTOR.
I share a haircut with combine machinery enthusiasts.
Agricultural chic, less metrosexual and more hobosexual.
The Japanese girl that cuts my hair and is in a constant gloom over how I fail to keep my follicles in check will no doubt have more to say on the subject...
My life would be simpler if I just gave in and listened to the pretty girls...
[Music: off]
Thursday I think.
Jess has been thinking about my haircut for at least a month. I know this because every single time we go out the door she reminds me that my hair is mentally ill.
I've been putting it off under the delusion that I was a pioneer in crazy creative type hairstyling, until yesterday when I sat down on the tube and the guy next to me had exactly the same hairstyle. Fine, I thought, a fellow traveller... another genius about to wow the world with whatever he's about to pull out of that unwieldy backpack.
It was of course a copy of a magazine called TRACTOR.
I share a haircut with combine machinery enthusiasts.
Agricultural chic, less metrosexual and more hobosexual.
The Japanese girl that cuts my hair and is in a constant gloom over how I fail to keep my follicles in check will no doubt have more to say on the subject...
My life would be simpler if I just gave in and listened to the pretty girls...
[Music: off]
8 Comments:
While you are there getting your yearly haircut, ask them for a razor as well........
... to help fend off anyone who tries to make me shave?
You're just jealous of my manly ruffage.
ha i've more hair on my arse than your face....nothing more manly than a hairy arse.....or so the local priest said to me when i was a kid....
My barber shouts 'oi! Rapunzel!' every time I pass his shop. Yours sounds much nicer......
She was. Jess though convinced me to go elsewhere this time. I got what was probably a better haircut, but didn't get to talk about Ichi The Killer... bah!
lets see it then.
Yes, because this website needs more of ME...
Let me go grab a pic from Flickr. I'll include a Dave McKean chaser.
that's much better!! very northern
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