Jason's rape...

This is the part of a conversation I overheard this afternoon:

I haven't seen Jason in ages.
He's coming to the Arctic Monkeys. Did you hear about his rape?
No.
Well you know he was going through that rough patch?
You mean when no one would sleep with him?
Yeah, well he fucked this bird and she only turned around afterwards and said she didn't want it...

That's what I get for deciding to nip out to buy a copy of The Times just so I could have the Woody Allen DVD.

[Music: Not the Arctic Monkeys]