Khaaaaaan

I’ve missed Kaiju Shakedown:

Bollywood’s Salman Khan has hair plugs, washboard abs and a unique knack for getting in trouble. Whether he’s abusing his girlfriend (Aishwarya Rai), poaching an endangered species, or running over homeless people and killing them, it seems that every time you turn around poor Salman is doing something hideous. But for once it looks like he’s the victim, both of his own tackiness and of thin-skinned Catholics. For some bizarre reason, in a recent interview Salman claimed that he was going to paint a version of “The Last Supper” featuring the family of  Amrita Arora, whose sister is married to his brother, in the poses of Jesus and the Twelve Disciples. No one is quite sure why he wants to do this since the two aren’t romantically linked, neither of them are Christian and he’s not a painter, but no matter.