The leg of a captain called Ahab, he took it.
To try and poke this damned whale
Ahab called on Ishmael
But Moby Dick told them all to go ‘Suck it’!

Sorry. That was uncalled for. Following a Tweet from my friend Ben lead me to read a few literary limericks here.

And I couldn’t resist having a go. Besides Moby Dick I penned a quick one for Fight Club too:

No talking: the 1st two rules of our game
But the last thing to learn was my name
Smirking revenge was served cold
As I saw Tyler’s plan unfold
It turns out we were one and the same