All you need is a girl and a gun

A few months ago I saw an extended trailer for the new Pixar movie WALL-E and it immediately stood out thanks to a barrage of visual gags and an animation style that was both stunning and beautiful. I’ve been eager to find out if the delight I felt in watching the snippet would carry through for the whole movie. The image that I took away that evening was the rusty battered robot hanging on with one arm to a spacecraft in flight while allowing his free hand to wade through an ice field:

There’s been a lot of talk online comparing WALL-E to Short Circuit (which I hoped was lazy linking as the robot in that movie is about as endearing as a lump in the testicle), but as I watched that little guy hanging onto the ship I was immediately hit by memories of The Black Hole and more importantly Silent Running.
I was really looking forward to seeing it.
I got my chance at a press screening last night and as soon as it started I felt all those expectations and the NEED to see a good sci-fi movie taken out of my hands, pushed to one side and given a little reassuring pat on the head. Any worries I had simply fell away as Pixar gave me far far more than I expected.
WALL-E is by far the best movie I’ve seen this year.
I’ll go further and say it’s the best thing to come out of Pixar to date and has given me renewed faith in what can be done with technology in a medium that at its heart is about delighting the audience in a very old fashioned way. This story of a love sick robot and his accidental adventure that changes the lives of those that he bumps into (often literally) should be an easy target for a cynical bastard like me. But the little guy won me over immediately and in the same way that Harold Lloyd did when I was a kid.
By far the most interesting Pixar creation so far and what’s best is that he’s teamed with a for once formidable female lead in the sleek, smooth (and just a little bit deadly) Eve.
At its most basic level WALL-E is about an old school SONY tape deck trying to win the heart of an Apple iPod.
I dare any geek not to love that concept.
I have a lot of time for movie robots*. One of my first websites was nothing but movie robots, and Huey, Dewey and Louie from Silent Running are way up there. Whenever anyone talks about the wonders of 2001 A Space Odyssey I drag them back to reality by pointing out that Douglas Trumbull’s 1972 eco space movie is the real wonder. The relationship between Bruce Dern and his renamed drones is something that got under my skin at an early age and WALL-E has more than one nod to that movie.

I’m going to see WALL-E again as soon as it opens on the largest screen I can find and ideally on a weekend afternoon when the place is filled with kids. For all the joy an old nerd like me got out of it WALL-E is also a brave family movie that dares to swap obvious voice talent for some real story telling. It’s something I’ll be returning to here once everyone else has had a chance to see it.
I hope it makes a fucking fortune.
*Not as much as this guy. Check out his home built Dewy. If I was working on something like, I don’t know… the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still for example… I’d probably drop him a line.






Bro, what was your thoughts on the no dialogue for the 1st 20 or so minutes? Did it take away from the movie? Did you miss it? Great review though. Based on it, I will take my kids to see it.
Hey Tony - I didn’t notice the lack of dialogue because I was completely immersed in WALL-E’s world. In fact I let out a little inward groan when the cast expanded because I would have quite happily stayed with the two robots for the rest of the evening. That faded quickly though because all the characters great.
Huge props in fact to Jeff Garlin from Curb Your Enthusiasm for not pulling me out of the movie when voicing the Captain. He was a LOT of fun
Let me know how the kids like it!
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