Star Trek 90210

I know. It’s only a poster…

But.

Facial tattoos aren’t that scary, even when that guy with the NHS crutch and full prison-inked spiderweb on his face asks you for a light near Waterloo.

If Kirk has a tattoo it’s probably NO FAT CHICKS placed just above his groin.

Is it just me or does Bana looks more like one of the ‘bad kids’ from Heartbreak High.

Kirk is going to date rape Uhura.

Spock isn’t getting any.

Save us Scotty, you’re our only hope…

Edit: I just checked out the full cast list. There’s a bunch of young Kirks in the mix and a fair number of ‘Vulcan bullies’. I think I may just sit this one out. So far my favourite character is Tony the bartender.