The problem with work is that it keeps getting in the way of everything else. I shouldn’t complain as it’s nice to be in demand, but I’ve thoroughly neglected all my blogging duties. Back to it with a little roundup.
On Thursday night I went to the Chinwag ‘Big Summer 07′ event. Quite simply the worst event experience I’ve had in London. Jess and I were in the queue for 45 minutes. A team of volunteers for The Big Chill managed to work the line and hand out crap very quickly, but no one from Chinwag could do the same to get us through the door faster?
Once we neared the front of the line we then saw signs informing us to get into two separate queues marked A-N and M-Z depending on the first letter of our email addresses. Madness. No one was in the mood to split up from their friends at this point despite the sudden barking orders of Chinwag militia. As it turned out it didn’t matter as both lines bottlenecked at a single table anyway. The stressed staff where by this point having as much fun as we were as they dealt with pissed off people and multiple printed lists of registrants that weren’t in alphabetical order. Shambles.

By this point we had been joined by Rob and the Twitter drums were informing us that once inside things weren’t much better. We sound found ourselves pushing through yet another incredibly long queue for food to join an even longer queue for the bar.

Rumours about the money running out in the next half hour or so where all that people were talking about. It was a little like being in a badly run student union bar, but as one fellow Twitterer put it, “Everybody is scum”.
The wanker ratio was high.
Leaving poor Annie Mole behind we left and bumped straight into Ian Forrester with his ever handy videocamera and felt much better after slagging the event off on ‘tape’. In fact we did meet some interesting people there, but they were all in the queue or fuming and already on their way back to the nearest station.
We went for a nice meal (and a large quantity of wine) at Dino’s before rounding up more Chinwag survivors via Twitter and retiring to the nearest pub for some more venting…
This is from the final reminder email they sent out to those of us ‘lucky’ enough to have registered in time:
Save time & hassle – print your badge in advance! Simply print it out, cut it out, write your name & company on it, bring it along, and hey presto you’re in faster than those who don’t!
Everyone I saw had done this and it did nothing to help speed things up.
Doors open at 6pm and the bars open at 6.30pm, when entertainments also begin. We anticipate sizeable queues, so best to get there early
I have friends who got their way earlier than me (they queued for just as long) and friends who got there after I left (they also queued for just as long).
Bottom line: I’d rather chew through my own lower intestine than go to anything branded Chinwag again.